if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’
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I get so stoked when an animal acknowledges my existence at the zoo. i feel like the prettiest girl at the dance.
if its for nerds i dont like it. i only like cool things because im a cool guy
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